Today is World Bartender Day . . . a day to celebrate bartenders. Unfortunately, not all of them deserve love. Here are The Top Signs Your Bartender Sucks.
- You ask for a Buttery Nipple . . . he pulls up his shirt and breaks out the Smart Balance.
- His dirty martini is just a regular martini that he puts in front of you, and then seductively stirs with his tongue.
- She’s wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and yet hasn’t bothered to light ONE drink on fire.
- He doesn’t even know he’s supposed to sling his bar rag over his shoulder before giving you sage advice.
- He’s just like Tom Cruise in “Cocktail” except most of the time the bottles fly out of his hands and crack people’s skulls.
- She serves you water and says if you have enough faith, it will turn into wine.