A remake of “The Wizard of Oz” is in the works. But will this version be “woke?” Here are The Top Things You’ll See in a Woke Version of “The Wizard of Oz”.
- Al Gore appears in a disclaimer video about how much worse tornadoes are getting thanks to climate change.
- Nobody will know which brick road to follow because they don’t see color.
- Instead of “cowardly”, the Lion is now referred to as “courage-impaired.”
- The Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow try to insert The Tin Man in a Coinstar machine.
- The catchphrase, “There’s no place like home” replaced with, “I brought my own reusable bag.”
- Goodbye, Lollipop Guild. Hello, Organic Chickpea Guild.
- The Cowardly Lion is afraid of gluten.
- Instead of licking lollipops and dancing all day, the Munchkins make state-of-the-art tech, Wakanda-style.
- The house that kills the Wicked Witch of the East will have solar.
- The Wicked Witch of the West is played Marjorie Taylor Greene.
- Dorothy won’t stop bragging about how Toto is a rescue.
- The Wizard getting accused of sexual harassment after telling Dorothy he likes her ruby slippers.