Things You’ll See in a Woke Version of “The Wizard of Oz”

A remake of “The Wizard of Oz” is in the works.  But will this version be “woke?”  Here are The Top Things You’ll See in a Woke Version of “The Wizard of Oz”.

  

  • Al Gore appears in a disclaimer video about how much worse tornadoes are getting thanks to climate change.
  • Nobody will know which brick road to follow because they don’t see color.
  • Instead of “cowardly”, the Lion is now referred to as “courage-impaired.”
  • The Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow try to insert The Tin Man in a Coinstar machine.
  • The catchphrase, “There’s no place like home” replaced with, “I brought my own reusable bag.”
  • Goodbye, Lollipop Guild.  Hello, Organic Chickpea Guild.
  • The Cowardly Lion is afraid of gluten.
  • Instead of licking lollipops and dancing all day, the Munchkins make state-of-the-art tech, Wakanda-style.
  • The house that kills the Wicked Witch of the East will have solar.
  • The Wicked Witch of the West is played Marjorie Taylor Greene.
  • Dorothy won’t stop bragging about how Toto is a rescue.
  • The Wizard getting accused of sexual harassment after telling Dorothy he likes her ruby slippers.