It’s Groundhog Day, so we thought it’d be a good time to check out this list of The Top Groundhog Day Fun Facts.
- Thanks to the last four years, it’s no longer the dumbest thing Americans believe in.
- It happens on the same day in February every year and means absolutely nothing. Sorry, that’s a Top Valentine’s Day Fun Fact.
- Whether or not Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, you’re an idiot for thinking it matters.
- Like everyone else in rural Pennsylvania, Punxsutawney Phil is lured from his home with meth.
- It’s in Punxsutawney because it’s the only small town in Pennsylvania where they don’t EAT groundhog.
- Punxsutawney Phil is only right 39% of the time. He’s like a furry Wikipedia.
- Groundhogs are vegetarians. And just like human vegetarians, they enjoy annoying their friends and neighbors by talking about it CONSTANTLY.
- As cute as Punxsutawney Phil is, the world’s most adorable weather forecaster remains Al Roker.
- The groundhog may have a harder time seeing his shadow this year through his adorable little face shield.
- Everyone who’s ever traveled to Punxsutawney to take part in the festivities agrees . . . that they should have their head examined.
- Almost 30% of Americans prefer to open their gifts on Groundhog Day Eve.