Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Tom Brady

With Tom Brady getting ready to play in his tenth Super Bowl a week from Sunday, it’s a good time for this list of The Top Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Tom Brady.

  

  • Not only has he spent more time in the Super Bowl than any other player . . . he’s also spent more time in front of a mirror.
  • He spent two years riding the bench in college.  A very lucky bench.  Right, ladies?
  • He intends to play until he’s 45 years old.  So, yeah . . . even hot wives can be annoying.
  • He has a cute little puppy that follows him everywhere he goes.  Its name is Gronk.
  • He prefers pants with large pockets so he can keep referees in them.
  • He avoids eating sugar, dairy, and tomatoes.  So don’t waste time offering a spoonful of your ketchup ice cream. 
  • He fell asleep in the locker room before his first Super Bowl.  But only because someone made him watch a game broadcast by Joe Buck.
  • His TB12 health regimen includes 45 minutes a day of smelling his own farts.
  • The chip on his shoulder is a microchip because he’s part cyborg.
  • His goal is to keep playing until Keith Richards dies.