Things We All Can Agree On

Americans don’t seem to agree on much these days.  However, there actually is some common ground.  Here are The Top Things We All Can Agree On.

  

  • The maximum number of circus peanuts that can be eaten in one sitting before nausea sets in is 2.75.
  • Websites shouldn’t be so judgmental about whether our passwords are weak or strong. 
  • There’s no reason to binge watch something if you don’t binge eat at the same time.
  • People who say, “It is what it is” are incredibly stupid and should be avoided at all costs.
  • When we’re alone, and you can get her to repeat dirty things, Alexa is sooo hot.
  • Steve Bannon will never be voted Sexiest Man Alive.
  • It’s gonna suck if Tom Brady’s in the Super Bowl again.