Since today is Blue Monday, supposedly the saddest day of the year, it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Reasons You Should Stay in Bed Today.
- 2021 has yet to establish trust or the impression that it’s any different from 2020.
- You can just sense that your pillows need a few extra cuddles today.
- Your laptop is next to you and there’s a thing called PornHub.
- Nothing good ever came from putting on pants.
- You’re all out of booze and too hung over to go to the liquor store.
- If you can make it 24 hours, you don’t have to face the world until Tuesday!
- If you don’t get out of bed, you don’t have to look at your sorry self in the mirror.
- Even God took a day to rest . . . and order a burrito supreme on Grubhub.
- Your New Year’s resolution was to get bed sores.
- Netflix ain’t gonna binge itself.