Things Your Coffee Mug Should Say

Lots of coffee mugs have generic slogans like “World’s Greatest Dad.”  We think they should be a little more specific.  Here are The Top Things Your Coffee Mug Should Say.

  

  • Don’t Talk to Me Until I Finish This.  Actually, Just Don’t Talk to Me.
  • Can’t Wait Until I Can Afford Starbucks Again.
  • Disregard the Booze Stench.
  • Just Drinking This Stuff Until They Legalize Crack.
  • Even When I Finish This, I’ll Still Hate You.
  • Overworked, Under Laid.
  • At Least My “Ugly Mug” is a Cup.
  • World’s Roundest Dad.