Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Job Interview

Are you looking for a new job in 2021?  If so, you should first take a second to check out this list of The Top Things You Shouldn’t Do in a Job Interview.

  

  • Along with your employment history, include a history of Netflix shows you’ve binge-watched.
  • Ask for a detailed rundown of their sexual harassment policy.
  • If you’re doing a Zoom interview, make sure you close PornHub.
  • Expose your white supremacy neck tattoos.
  • List your top skill as “embezzling.”
  • Pound your fist halfway through the questions and shout, “Enough with this inquisition!  I want my lawyer!!”
  • Point at the family photo in the interviewer’s office and say, “Damn, and I thought COVID mutated!” 
  • Say you take orders and directions well . . . but only from a dominatrix.
  • Pierce yourself with a staple remover.  It makes you look twitchy.