The Top Lies to Tell Yourself in the Mirror Every Morning

When you got up this morning and looked in the mirror, what were you thinking?  Maybe it was something like you’ll hear on this list of The Top Lies to Tell Yourself in the Mirror Every Morning.

  

  • Today’s the day we start that new diet!
  • They’re not sagging . . . this is just the wrong bra size.
  • My neck tattoo from high school still looks hot!
  • I am going to infect the whole world with sunshine and positivity today.
  • Nobody will notice that zit.
  • The mouthwash should get rid of the alcohol smell.
  • Just get through today . . . tomorrow will be better.