Since today is National Pass Gas Day, it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Flatulence Fun “Facts”.
- The way they always take the blame for flatulence is the REAL reason dogs are man’s best friend.
- It has been scientifically proven that he who smelt it was indeed the one who dealt it.
- Flatulence is 4% oxygen, 21% hydrogen, and 100% hilarious.
- Without it, Eddie Murphy wouldn’t have made any money in the ’90s.
- Passing gas is the best way to keep people six feet away from you.
- Lighting your flatulence is a fun way to let others know you did poorly on your SATs.
- Most of our farts don’t smell . . . despite Taco Bell’s best efforts.
- Farting is the leading cause of cases of old men going to the ER for having fingers pulled out of their socket.
- People who pass gas for a living are called “flatulists.” Unless you ask their parents. Then they’re just called “disappointments.”