A lot of people like Flo from the Progressive commercials. And some REALLY like her. Here are The Top Reasons You Want to Hook-Up with Flo, the Progressive Lady.
- You watch 20 hours of television per day so it’s basically Stockholm syndrome.
- All day on TV she talks about how much she wants to “cover” you.
- You wanna see what else she can do with that price gun.
- Her outfit is perfect for role-playing as a naughty nurse.
- With your driving record it’s pretty much your last shot.
- Unlike all those other progressive women you know, she doesn’t rant on and on about the “patriarchy.”
- You just checked, and yep, she’s a woman who’s not your wife.