Reasons You Want to Hook-Up with Flo, the Progressive Lady

A lot of people like Flo from the Progressive commercials.  And some REALLY like her.  Here are The Top Reasons You Want to Hook-Up with Flo, the Progressive Lady.

 

  • You watch 20 hours of television per day so it’s basically Stockholm syndrome.
  • All day on TV she talks about how much she wants to “cover” you.
  • You wanna see what else she can do with that price gun.
  • Her outfit is perfect for role-playing as a naughty nurse.
  • With your driving record it’s pretty much your last shot.
  • Unlike all those other progressive women you know, she doesn’t rant on and on about the “patriarchy.”
  • You just checked, and yep, she’s a woman who’s not your wife.