We’re just a few days into the New Year, and some of you have already blown your New Year’s resolutions. Here are The Top Reasons You Already Broke Your New Year’s Resolutions.
- Your New Year’s resolution was to not keep your New Year’s resolution.
- Before YOU change, you wanna see what 2021’s got to offer.
- You’ve grown very fond of the new chins you added during the pandemic.
- Why stop when you’re two-thirds of the way through everything on Netflix? Now THAT would be quitting.
- Why should YOU be a better person when everyone else is still a jerk?
- Three days without drinking was enough. What are you, a monk?
- Four words: The McRib is back.