Reasons You Already Broke Your New Year’s Resolutions

We’re just a few days into the New Year, and some of you have already blown your New Year’s resolutions.  Here are The Top Reasons You Already Broke Your New Year’s Resolutions.


  • Your New Year’s resolution was to not keep your New Year’s resolution.
  • Before YOU change, you wanna see what 2021’s got to offer.
  • You’ve grown very fond of the new chins you added during the pandemic.
  • Why stop when you’re two-thirds of the way through everything on Netflix?  Now THAT would be quitting.
  • Why should YOU be a better person when everyone else is still a jerk?
  • Three days without drinking was enough.  What are you, a monk? 
  • Four words:  The McRib is back.