Who knows what 2021 has in store for us? But we’re pretty confident it won’t bring anything on this list of The Top Headlines You Won’t See in 2021.
- New Netflix Documentary Has Nothing to Do with Small Town Murder
- Racist Uncle Learns How to Pronounce “Kamala”
- Tom Selleck Admits his Reverse Mortgage Commercials Are a Total Scam to Rip-Off Old People
- Ryan Seacrest Goes an Entire Week Without Getting Another TV Job
- Mike Pence to Host GLAAD Awards
- “Karen” Tops New List of Most Popular Baby Names
- Alabama Walmart Shoppers Eagerly Embrace Mask Requirements
- America Experiencing Severe Podcast Shortage
- Republicans and Democrats Are Getting Along Great
- Donald Trump Tells Supporters at Latest Rally: “Admit It, Folks: I Lost.”