Other Things You Can Do with the McRib

McDonald’s fans love them some McRib.  And they may love it even more once they hear this list of The Top Other Things You Can Do with the McRib.


  • Make it the new punishment for treason.
  • Re-sole an old work boot.
  • Drizzle the sauce down your face so you look like Rudy Giuliani.
  • Put one on the end of a stick to ward off annoying vegans.
  • Attach one to either end of a bar and use it to do bicep curls.
  • Attach the meat to your belly and pretend you have six-pack abs.
  • Stick googly eyes on it and introduce it as a new Nickelodeon character:  Sandwich Bob SquarePants.
  • Stack millions of them along the border and voila!  You built The Wall!
  • Try shoestrings around them to wear as shoes.  Does it look stupid?  Sure.  But not as stupid as Crocs.