McDonald’s fans love them some McRib. And they may love it even more once they hear this list of The Top Other Things You Can Do with the McRib.
- Make it the new punishment for treason.
- Re-sole an old work boot.
- Drizzle the sauce down your face so you look like Rudy Giuliani.
- Put one on the end of a stick to ward off annoying vegans.
- Attach one to either end of a bar and use it to do bicep curls.
- Attach the meat to your belly and pretend you have six-pack abs.
- Stick googly eyes on it and introduce it as a new Nickelodeon character: Sandwich Bob SquarePants.
- Stack millions of them along the border and voila! You built The Wall!
- Try shoestrings around them to wear as shoes. Does it look stupid? Sure. But not as stupid as Crocs.