A website calculated that Santa’s salary this year would only be $157,300! And there’s evidence that this low pay is making an impact on the big guy. Here are The Top Signs that Santa Is in Financial Trouble.
- Those giant bags in the back of his sleigh? Packed with recyclables.
- When he visits Tom Selleck’s house, he’s gonna ask him about a reverse mortgage.
- He keeps asking the butcher at the North Pole to consider selling reindeer steaks.
- Screw the good boys and girls, he’s just selling off all his PS5s on eBay.
- Instead of cookies and milk, he wants you to leave him Scratcher tickets.
- He’s renting out his workshop on Airbnb.
- He’s replaced his elves with Chinese kids who work making Apple products
- Rudolph’s nose is the only thing heating his house.