Have you gotten your flu shot yet? If you haven’t, your reason might be found on this list of The Top Excuses for Not Getting a Flu Shot.
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It requires a $10 co-pay and c’mon . . . you’re not made of money!
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You just don’t know how deep this whole liberal hoax thing goes.
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The flu will strengthen your immune system for when you inevitably contract gonorrhea.
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You already have one of those Bill Gates microchips under your skin.
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It causes soreness and irritation. And you get that from your husband.
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You’re waiting for it to come in a liquid form that can be mixed with vodka.
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Your arm fat is a graveyard of broken needles.
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What’s the point if you haven’t left your couch since March?