Things That Need to Be Invented

Lots of people would agree that COVID-19 vaccines are pretty important inventions.  But we still want more.  Here are The Top Things That Need to Be Invented.

  

  • An alcoholic seltzer for women that makes all guys look like Ryan Gosling.
  • A dating app for people who chew quietly.
  • A Vin Diesel-to-English dictionary.
  • Flatulence-free bean burritos.
  • A rental service that provides normal and totally sane uncles for holiday gatherings.
  • A time machine set to “anywhere in 2021.”