Now that the election is behind us, let’s take a minute to review what happened. Here are The Top Things We Learned from the 2020 Election.
- For a state so reliant on numbers games, Nevada takes a long time to count.
- Presidential polls are as accurate as Jets quarterback Sam Darnold.
- NOTHING keeps Donald Trump from golfing.
- Jim Carrey does a good job of playing Jim Carrey playing Joe Biden.
- Surprisingly, spending four nights in a row staying up till 3:00 A.M. watching the news ISN’T a recipe for productivity.
- Rudy Giuliani is sleazier than we thought.
- NOT how to pronounce our new vice president’s name, evidently.
- “Groundhog Day”can really happen.
- You should wear Kevlar if you’re having a family gathering on Thanksgiving.
- Coming close in Texas only counts when you’re playing horseshoes.
- One thing our country can agree on is that we’re big fans of very old, white guys.