Things We Learned from the 2020 Election

Now that the election is behind us, let’s take a minute to review what happened.  Here are The Top Things We Learned from the 2020 Election.


  • For a state so reliant on numbers games, Nevada takes a long time to count.
  • Presidential polls are as accurate as Jets quarterback Sam Darnold.
  • NOTHING keeps Donald Trump from golfing.
  • Jim Carrey does a good job of playing Jim Carrey playing Joe Biden.
  • Surprisingly, spending four nights in a row staying up till 3:00 A.M. watching the news ISN’T a recipe for productivity.
  • Rudy Giuliani is sleazier than we thought.
  • NOT how to pronounce our new vice president’s name, evidently.
  • “Groundhog Day”can really happen.
  • You should wear Kevlar if you’re having a family gathering on Thanksgiving.
  • Coming close in Texas only counts when you’re playing horseshoes.
  • One thing our country can agree on is that we’re big fans of very old, white guys.