Advantages of Being an Idiot

There’s an old saying that “ignorance is bliss.”  Stupid people agree with that statement and have provided even more benefits in their defense.  Here are The Top Advantages of Being an Idiot.



  • It’s gratifying to know that bathtub warning on your hairdryer was made just for you.
  • You were able to ignore all of those annoying campaign ads because you knew all along you were voting for Kanye.
  • You don’t have to worry about your parents doing jail time for trying to bribe your way into USC.
  • The Jack-in-the-Box surprises you every time.
  • Shrieking in horror while trying to flee a Roomba is good exercise.
  • When a teacher says, “There’s no such thing as a stupid question,” you say, “Hold my beer.”
  • Putting together an IKEA table keeps you entertained for weeks.
  • Not taking the time to back up your beliefs with facts and data gives you a lot more free time to search for Bigfoot.
  • No matter who you vote for, when it goes bad, you’ve got an excuse.
  • You feel like royalty with someone else always tying your shoes.
  • You’re automatically qualified to become a member of Congress.