Things You Never Do Unless You’re Really Really Bored

How do you deal with boredom?  See if your answer matches anything on this list of The Top Things You Never Do Unless You’re Really Really Bored.

  

  • Make a to-do list of all the places where you haven’t yet cried.
  • Answer the phone when your mom calls.
  • Do something you’ve been putting off for months.  Like showering.
  • Listen to the “Joe Rogan Podcast” sober.
  • Change the batteries in your smoke detectors.  And even more importantly, replace the ones in your sex toys.
  • Spend time with your kids.
  • Disinfect the gimp suit.
  • Play a game of Monopoly until it’s actually, legitimately over.