How do you deal with boredom? See if your answer matches anything on this list of The Top Things You Never Do Unless You’re Really Really Bored.
- Make a to-do list of all the places where you haven’t yet cried.
- Answer the phone when your mom calls.
- Do something you’ve been putting off for months. Like showering.
- Listen to the “Joe Rogan Podcast” sober.
- Change the batteries in your smoke detectors. And even more importantly, replace the ones in your sex toys.
- Spend time with your kids.
- Disinfect the gimp suit.
- Play a game of Monopoly until it’s actually, legitimately over.