Tips for Having a Great Halloween During Covid

 Halloween will definitely be different this year because of the pandemic.  So we want to help make it a success with this list of The Top Tips for Having a Great Halloween During Covid.

  

  • Just have the neighbors Venmo your kid a quarter for a “fun-size” Snickers.
  • Carve a pumpkin . . . and then cry into it.
  • If you’re going to “bob for apples” . . . be sure to fill the container with Clorox instead of water.
  • Cider.  The harder the better.
  • Take your kid to a pumpkin patch.  And when she says, “This really sucks,” respond, “Welcome to life.”
  • If your town allows kids to trick-or-treat, give them enough eggs to throw at any homes giving out toothbrushes.
  • Host a costume party on Zoom.  Don’t invite Jeffrey Toobin.
  • Watch something scary like “Friday the 13th”“The Exorcist”, or “CNN”.
  • Just bag it and hope for a semi-normal Christmas.