Christopher Columbus Tweets

Christopher Columbus didn’t have Twitter in 1492, but what if he was around today?  Here are The Top Christopher Columbus Tweets.


  • How you gonna cancel me after 500 years???
  • If I could do it all over again, I’d name my ships the Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
  • What to wear today:  Poofy hat and buckle shoes?  Or other poofy hat and buckle shoes? #ItalianDressing
  • America proved the world is round.  Americans proved people can be, too.
  • Despite my sordid history with Native Americans, I’m rooting for the Braves over the Dodgers.
  • Feeling good.  Might wipe out some Indian tribes later, idk.
  • Ironically, I don’t have a Discover Card.

  • Dat fly on Mike Pence’s head tho.