Christopher Columbus didn’t have Twitter in 1492, but what if he was around today? Here are The Top Christopher Columbus Tweets.
- How you gonna cancel me after 500 years???
- If I could do it all over again, I’d name my ships the Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
- What to wear today: Poofy hat and buckle shoes? Or other poofy hat and buckle shoes? #ItalianDressing
- America proved the world is round. Americans proved people can be, too.
- Despite my sordid history with Native Americans, I’m rooting for the Braves over the Dodgers.
- Feeling good. Might wipe out some Indian tribes later, idk.
Ironically, I don’t have a Discover Card.
- Dat fly on Mike Pence’s head tho.