In honor of today being National Kale Day, let’s check out this list of The Top Things You’d Rather Do than Eat Kale.
- Sit in a room alone with an annoying vegan lecturing you about why you should be eating kale.
- Sit through a Jets-Giants game.
- Three words: Adam Sandler Marathon.
- Do Donald Trump’s hair and makeup . . . with neither of you wearing a mask!
- Have a lengthy chat with Joe Biden about what things cost when he was growing up in Scranton.
- Replace your entire iTunes library with remixes of Vin Diesel’s new single.
- Get a prostate exam from Freddy Krueger.
- Give Attorney General Bill Barr a sponge bath.