Top Attractions at the Coronavirus Theme Park

It’s 2020, so something like a coronavirus theme park could happen.  Find out what that might look like with this list of The Top Rides and Attractions at the Coronavirus Theme Park.


  • Mr. Fauci’s Wild Ride.
  • Swiss Family Quarantine.
  • Pirates of the Hydroxychloroquine.
  • Wuhan Bat Jamboree.
  • Super Spreader Bumper Cars.
  • Big Thunder Mountain Sneeze-Guard.
  • Buzz Lightyear Virus-Containing Respiratory Droplets Blasters.
  • Tea Cup Full of Clorox Ride.
  • Tunnel of Social Distancing.
  • The Hall of Presidents Downplaying the Coronavirus.