It’s 2020, so something like a coronavirus theme park could happen. Find out what that might look like with this list of The Top Rides and Attractions at the Coronavirus Theme Park.
- Mr. Fauci’s Wild Ride.
- Swiss Family Quarantine.
- Pirates of the Hydroxychloroquine.
- Wuhan Bat Jamboree.
- Super Spreader Bumper Cars.
- Big Thunder Mountain Sneeze-Guard.
- Buzz Lightyear Virus-Containing Respiratory Droplets Blasters.
- Tea Cup Full of Clorox Ride.
- Tunnel of Social Distancing.
- The Hall of Presidents Downplaying the Coronavirus.