Questions We’d Love to Hear Asked at Tonight’s Debate

Chris Wallace is the moderator of the first presidential debate tonight.  But sadly, he won’t ask anything from this list of The Top Questions We’d Love to Hear Asked at Tonight’s Debate.

 

  • Honestly, do either of you even know what TikTok is?
  • Will you speed this up so everyone can get home to watch “Cobra Kai”?
  • What can you do to make sure the economy grows as fast as your prostate?
  • How screwed up is our country for you two to be our finalists to run it?
  • Boxer Depends or Brief Depends?
  • How would you describe your smell? 
  • We’re 12 minutes in, do either of you need to pee?
  • Forget the Supreme Court, who will you nominate to be the next Black Panther?