Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife

Being able to communicate is essential in a successful marriage.  But not all communication is good.  Here are The Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife.

  

  • You realize “The Bachelor” is about as real as the WWE, right?
  • The fact that you have a higher degree than me, but earn less money must be a real bummer, huh? 
  • It’s not cheating if it’s with your sister. 
  • No, it doesn’t make you look fat . . . it makes you look color blind and completely out of touch.
  • Happy Birthday!  Here’s a Home Depot gift card.
  • Your silk underwear just wasn’t as comfortable as I was expecting. 
  • Where did all this extra money in my bank account come from?