Cooler Names for Sneeze Guard Other than “Sneeze Guard”

“Sneeze Guard” is kind of a crude term.  We’re offering some renaming options with this list of The Top Cooler Names for Sneeze Guard Other than “Sneeze Guard.”

  • Snot’s Landing.
  • Ballistic Booger Barrier.
  • The Taming of the Ah-CHOO.
  • Nasal Potpourri Protector.
  • No Country for Old Phlegm.
  • Nose Nugget Rejecter.
  • Brain Rain Repeller.
  • Spittle Splatters.
  • Sinus Secretion Shields.
  • Salad Windows.