Reasons Football Is Better than Sex

Some people really love football . . . and some even enjoy it more than sex.  Learn why with this list of The Top Reasons Football Is Better than Sex.


  • Your wife is actually interested in football.
  • Illegal use of hands only results in a loss of yards, not the loss of your career.
  • Football players are praised for running a 40-yard dash in 4.3 seconds.  You last 4.3 seconds, and you’re a laughing stock.
  • It’s okay to chest-bump your friends and shout “Boo-YAH!” after you score in football.
  • When you get dominated in football, it doesn’t cost you $300 an hour.
  • People don’t judge you for enjoying football in public.
  • At least football happens once a week.