The Best Things About Owning Your Own Business

Since today is I Want to Start My Own Business Day, please check out this list of The Best Things About Owning Your Own Business.

  

  • Someday you’ll get to wear bad prosthetics and found out why your employees hate you on “Undercover Boss”.
  • You can deny your employees healthcare and a living wage AND ALSO conveniently complain that everyone wants a handout. 
  • You set your own office hours.  Okay, hour.  Okay, minute. 
  • You can’t fire yourself for sexual harassment.
  • You never have to call anyone else “Boss.”  (Note:  Does not apply to married folk.)