Kim Jong-Un Pick-Up Lines

Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders claims that Kim Jong-Un hit on her during a visit to North Korea.  So it might be that the little dictator is a playa.  Here are The Top Kim Jong-Un Pick-Up Lines.


  • Forget a famine.  I’ve got something that will REALLY make you weak.
  • Would you like to come back to my place . . . or face a firing squad?
  • I could stare into your eyes all night, but your arms would get tired from holding me up.
  • Your death camp or mine?
  • Hey babe, I can make the earth shake for you without testing a nuclear weapon.
  • Not to brag, but I’m friends with the guy from “The Apprentice”.
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a political prison like this?
  • You make my heart rocket across enemy lines.
  • Do you believe in coercion at first sight?
  • Let me prove to you that I’m not dead!
  • Let’s go back to my place.  I have food.