Breakfast Fun “Facts”

Since September is Better Breakfast Month, let’s take a minute to check out this list of The Top Breakfast Fun Facts.


  • Before the pandemic, people would eat breakfast in their cars on the way to these things called “jobs.”
  • If someone says they like orange juice better with pulp, you are legally allowed to punch them.
  • The average American eats breakfast at 7:30 A.M.  And by “eats,” I mean “inhales.”
  • If you’re having it with me, chances are you just experienced the greatest night of your life.
  • The bowl Snoop Dogg enjoys for breakfast does not contain cereal.
  • Health experts would like to see Americans eat less bacon.  But not as much as pigs would.
  • Breakfast is the only meal of the day with its own club made of people who are no longer famous.
  • Ketchup on eggs is the early morning equivalent of pineapple on pizza.
  • Don’t ask me how I know this, but your mom makes the best French toast.
  • Your breakfast should include selections from different food groups, none of which contain marshmallows.
  • Instead of coffee, drink green tea.  It won’t have the same effect, but you’ll get to say instead of coffee, you drink green tea.
  • If your breakfast has the words “rooty” and “tooty” in its name, it’s probably not healthy.
  • It’s the second-best way to start the day.  The first is “not getting out of bed.”