Reasons to Get a Tattoo

Are you considering getting a tattoo?  If so, there’s a chance it might be due to something found on this list of The Top Reasons to Get a Tattoo.


  • You want to show off your fierce individuality . . . by doing something everyone else does.
  • You think some people might believe that’s actually REAL barbed wire wrapped around your bicep.
  • Adam Levine has a bunch and look how badass he is!  That’s sarcasm, btw.
  • To get your parents back for . . . oh, I don’t know, whatever.
  • Because you’re absolutely, positively, 100% sure you’re gonna love BTO forever!!!
  • How else will you remember both your kids’ names?  Memorize them?!?
  • It will hopefully increase your subscribers on OnlyFans to a whopping seven.
  • Having his smiling face on your forearm is the best way to honor Dr. Fauci.
  • In five years, you’ll have a great tattoo removal story.
  • You’re drunk.  It’s Vegas.  It’s pretty much the law.
  • Nowadays, it’s the only way you can still show your love for the Confederacy.  Right, Cletus?
  • Watching your horse tattoo become a giraffe tattoo is a fun way to mark how time ravages your body!
  • It shows you’re independent from your parents, even though you still live with them.
  • To cover up your third nipple.