Most people agree that you’re more likely to be successful in life if you have a college degree. But college isn’t for everyone. Here are The Top Reasons Not to Go to College.
- If people can make GUNS with printers, surely you can make a degree.
- You’re done with classrooms after eight years of high school.
- Have you seen what a moderately attractive stripper can make in a single night???
- Why bother writing a well-researched dissertation when you can become the utmost authority on anything by watching YouTube.
- It’s now possible to get a job that pays $7.50 an hour WITHOUT incurring tens of thousands of dollars in crippling debt.
- You’re triggered by corduroy blazers with elbow patches.
- Contrary to what the movies say, sorority girls do NOT leave their windows wide open when they have lingerie pillow fights.
- You don’t need professors to force their liberal opinions on you when you have Twitter.
- That’s four years of your life you could be binge-watching Netflix.
- You can’t major in Beer Pong.
- Your last IQ test came back negative.
- Readin’ ‘n writin’ am hard.