Senator Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s running mate. Find out more about the potential vice president with this list of The Top Things We’re Learning About Kamala Harris.
- She keeps Maya Rudolph employed.
- She’s seconds away from having the validity of her birth certificate questioned by Donald Trump.
- If she someday becomes the first woman president, Hillary Clinton will have to work extremely hard to appear happy for her.
- The Indian half of her family is still holding out hope she becomes a doctor.
- Democrats love her. Republicans hate her. Green Partiers are too high to care.
- She’s spent time in a war zone . . . she was born in Oakland.
- According to Joe Biden, her hair smells terrific!
- White supremacist groups are currently trying to figure out which of her ethnicities to attack first.
- She still gets mail meant for Kamala the wrestler.
- She’ll always be remembered for “The Immaculate Reception.” Sorry. That’s a Top Thing We Learned About FRANCO Harris.