Tips for Homeschooling Your Kids

Homeschooling is becoming more of an option for parents.  So we wanted to help make that easier with this list of The Top Tips for Homeschooling Your Kids.


  • Give them outdoor activities . . . like mowing the lawn, weeding the garden, sealing the driveway . . .
  • Create a schedule specific to your family’s needs.  In other words, factor in hangovers.
  • Keep to a schedule.  For instance, start at 9:00 A.M. and give up at 10:00 A.M.
  • Maintain a positive attitude about the fact that your kid is going to have to repeat the year and it’s all your fault.
  • Hollow out the apple your kid gave you and fill it with vodka.
  • Set a clear goal, such as “Doing just enough to not get arrested for child neglect.”
  • Figure out a way to make attendance last an hour.
  • Hope your child doesn’t actually want to learn anything.
  • Gym class does NOT mean doing WWE moves on the trampoline with Dad.
  • Create a support group with other parents who need to get wasted after a week of
  • Don’t take it personally when your kid’s actual teacher calls to say, “I TOLD you that your kid’s a dumbass!”
  • Three words:  Ritalin, Ritalin, Ritalin.