The Top Signs Your Doctor Is Nuts

 The Houston doctor Donald Trump praised for promoting hydroxychloroquine believes in some bizarre things, like humans having DNA from aliens.  Which brings us to today’s list of The Top Signs Your Doctor Is Nuts.

  

  • To save you a trip to CVS, she gives you some of her anti-psychotics.
  • He clips your chart to his nipples.
  • He checks your pupils for slits, then declares you a lizard person.
  • He says your urine sample was normal . . . but with a slightly salty taste.
  • She wore a face shield long before COVID-19 was a threat to keep you from reading her thoughts.
  • You can’t understand him through the Darth Vader mask.
  • Her medical supply closet is always stocked with leeches.