Reasons You Should Go Fishing

Applications for fishing licenses during the pandemic are up in many states.  Find out why fishing is gaining in popularity with this list of The Top Reasons You Should Go Fishing.

  

  • As you put the worm on the hook, you can imagine it has the face of your enemy.
  • Chicks dig guys who smell like trout and Bud Light.
  • You’ll want to try it once before all the lakes disappear.
  • You can eat what you catch right away if you bring soy sauce and wasabi.
  • Your wife has no interest in going with you.
  • It makes you a sportsman, without that annoying “sport” part.
  • Nothing is more fun than waking up at 5:00 A.M., then spending the day repeatedly failing.
  • It’s kind of like a video game, but instead of killing zombies and hookers, you kill fish.
  • You get to wear one of those super cool hats covered in hooks.
  • In comparison to the fish, you won’t smell so bad.