The Top Social Media Fun “Facts”

Since today is Social Media Day, we thought we’d take a look at this list of The Top Social Media Fun Facts.


  • Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with people you don’t really want to keep in touch with.
  • You have never, not one single time, made something that looks as good as it did on Pinterest.
  • Even though a tweet only takes a few seconds to create, it can haunt you for the rest of your life.  Like a baby.
  • If you want to see an ad for Amazon on Facebook, all you have to do is briefly think about the letter “A.”
  • Yes, you’re the only person who laughs at your tweets.
  • 3.5 billion people use social media.  Zero of which post something interesting.
  • Billions of people use social media, but thanks to the Facebook algorithm, you only see posts from three of them.
  • LinkedIn is still waiting for its first member to get a job from using it.
  • Your kids have already moved on to a new platform you’ve never heard of.
  • Before joining Reddit, you’re legally required to provide proof you’re a creepy, racist virgin.
  • Facebook and Instagram are the most popular platforms among middle-aged women named Karen.
  • The average lifespan of a tweet is between 15 and 20 minutes.  And then it comes back to life 5 to 10 years later when somebody finds it, gets offended, and tries to cancel you.
  • Social media is a great way to find work.  And, if you post how you really feel about the Confederacy, also LOSE work.
  • The world’s hatred of millennials can be traced directly to 50 million Instagram photos of avocado toast.
  • You’re officially too old for social media when you sign your name at the end of a Facebook comment.