Things You Don’t Want to Hear on a Booty Call

Three in 10 Americans have broken quarantine to have sex, according to new research. The survey asked 2,000 Americans about their sex lives in lockdown – due to the pandemic – and found that while 58 percent of those surveyed are hunkering down with their partners, those who aren’t are living on the edge. 

Things You Don’t Want to Hear on a Booty Call

 

  • Sorry you’re under the weather. Can you pass the phone to your roommate?
  • It’s too far to drive to your place. Meet me in the men’s room at the Exxon station
  • You might want to hang tight for an hour or two. I just ate a three-bean burrito
  • Would you have an issue with putting on my ex’s wedding gown?
  • I can’t stay long. I’m meeting my parole officer at 8
  • Could we do it with the lights on? I have a rash I need you to look at
  • Do you mind if my granddad watches? His cable is out
  • Sorry you’re not in the mood. Can I talk to you instead about long-term life insurance?
  • That all sounds very exciting but I think you’re looking for James Jr.