Signs You’ve Gone to a Bad Psychic

 

  • They keep forgetting your name
  • Their answer to every question is “Reply hazy, try again”
  • They also offer pedicures and body waxing
  • They predicted that Jeff Foxworthy was going to win an Oscar
  • They keep asking if you happen to know how to read Tarot Cards
  • They claim to be able to “live-stream the departed”
  • Constant use of the phrase “It could go any number of ways”
  • This is the first they’ve heard of this coronavirus thing!
  • They smell of Cheez-Its and Michelob Ultra
  • Their response to every question is “Who wants to know?