Signs You’ve Attended a Bad Virtual Wedding

 

  • You go straight to Amazon and cancel your gift
  • It took the minister 3 hours to figure out “unmute”
  • You keep going back and forth between the ceremony and streaming a Korean baseball game
  • You gave the reception a terrible Yelp review
  • You find yourself more drawn to Pornhub than ever
  • You’re so bored you’re using the “Chat” feature to hit on the bride
  • It’s even less fun than the virtual funeral you attended
  • Some drunk guest keeps asking if he can “Zoom the wedding night”
  • You’re crying, but not out of happiness
  • You’re just glad you never bothered to change out of your sweatpants