FAQ About the Dalai Lama Album

  • Is he going to do any cover mantras?
  • Is this just a desperate way to get chicks?
  • Is it going to be better than the Pope’s country album?
  • Anything to the rumors about a duet with Taylor Swift?
  • Just how much does he rely on autotune?
  • Will there be a dance remix?
  • Is he just doing this to pay an old tax bill?
  • It’s not going to be all synth and drum machines like his 80s stuff, is it?
  • Is Phil Spector somehow involved?
  • Is it true they’re calling him the next Billie Eilish?
  • When is he touring?