A Man Is Arrested for Peeing in the Almond Milk at a Grocery Store

I don’t believe it:  Someone actually found a way to make almond milk taste even worse.



A 34-year-old guy named Billy Smith from Stoughton, Massachusetts went to a grocery store last week . . . and someone saw him taking containers of almond milk off the shelves, opening them up, and PEEING in them.



Then he put them back on the shelves and took off.



A security guard got his license plate number, and the cops arrested him the next day on charges of attempted poisoning, disorderly conduct, and vandalizing property.



There’s no word on WHY he decided to relieve himself in the almond milk.