Signs You’re a Lousy Astronaut

 

  • Your mom sews name tags in all your spacesuits
  • You can’t pee with anyone else around
  • Three words: “Terrified of heights”
  • You keep asking if there’s a movie on the flight
  • You have a LONG list of dietary restrictions
  • You want to know how much carry-on baggage you’re allowed
  • Your only interest is joining the “250-mile high club”
  • You’re not 100% sure how to spell “NASA”
  • You got a panic attack from watching the movie Gravity
  • You claim to be a graduate of Star Fleet Academy
  • You made your own helmet out of a gallon milk container
  • You HATE the taste of Tang!