FAQ Questions about the New Tom Cruise Movie to Be Shot in Outer Space

 

  • When it comes out, can we all go back to quarantining?
  • Is this how NASA is spending our tax dollars?
  • Will Tom be wearing lifts in his space boots?
  • Will this be made by the same people who faked the moon landing?
  • Any chance he’ll decide to stay up there?
  • How will zero gravity affect Tom’s ability to jump on Oprah’s couch?
  • If I promise to go see it, will he promise to never star in another Mummy movie?
  • Is this part of Tom’s plan to become an Operating Thetan?
  • Will it make more sense than Eyes Wide Shut?