FAQ Questions about the New Tom Cruise Movie to Be Shot in Outer Space
- When it comes out, can we all go back to quarantining?
- Is this how NASA is spending our tax dollars?
- Will Tom be wearing lifts in his space boots?
- Will this be made by the same people who faked the moon landing?
- Any chance he’ll decide to stay up there?
- How will zero gravity affect Tom’s ability to jump on Oprah’s couch?
- If I promise to go see it, will he promise to never star in another Mummy movie?
- Is this part of Tom’s plan to become an Operating Thetan?
- Will it make more sense than Eyes Wide Shut?
