Signs You’re on a Bad Virtual Date

 

  • He’s emailing another date while you’re talking
  • He’s eating an entire bowl of spaghetti – with his fingers
  • You keep trying to swipe left on your computer screen
  • He asks if you can float him $1,200 to bail out his mom
  • Out of desperation, you try the old “No habla Ingles” trick
  • You’re pretty sure he’s been “manscaping” the entire time
  • In an attempt to lighten the mood, he brings up the melting polar ice caps
  • All of his responses to your questions are in Pig Latin
  • You just Googled “how to fake a seizure”
  • It’s with Anthony Weiner