Signs You Bought a Bad Celebrity Cookbook

 

  • Every other recipe calls for “a dash of crack cocaine”
  • There’s a chapter on Bill Cosby’s favorite prison food
  • It’s called Randy Quaid’s Hobo Stove Cuisine
  • Exxon stations are giving them away with a tank of unleaded
  • The cover reads: “Inspired by the movie The Human Centipede
  • Haggis, nothing but haggis!
  • All proceeds support the Lori Loughlin Legal Defense Fund
  • It’s packed with color photos of Gary Busey grilling salmon in the nude
  • 5 words: “Chicken à la Larry King”