Things You Didn’t Know About NASCAR

With NASCAR resuming racing, we thought it’d be a good time for this list of The Top Things You Didn’t Know About NASCAR.

 

  • Injured drivers are immediately treated with hydroxychloroquine.
  • The sport will gain popularity with all the new tracks that were once J.C. Penney’s parking lots.
  • In 2018, 90-year-old Hershel McGriff became the oldest driver to compete.  Unfortunately, he was just a guy who got lost on his way to a farmer’s market.
  • It competes with a league of gay drivers called SASS-CAR.
  • You’re legally not allowed within 50 miles of Talladega unless you’re sporting a muscle shirt and mullet.
  • During a race, drivers lose 10 pounds of body weight.  And fans consume 10 pounds of meth.
  • Drivers pee in their cars.  So, yes . . . they ARE just like us!  What?
  • Eight different flags can pop up during a NASCAR race.  Nine if you count the Confederate one.