Signs You’ve Been Working from Home Too Long

  • There’s an indentation on the couch in the shape of you
  • You forgot your actual work address
  • The bedroom armoire is now officially the “office supply closet”
  • You’ve turned your immediate family into an LLC
  • You’ve started stealing pens from your own desk
  • You’ve turned the spare bedroom into an “Executive Lounge”
  • You find yourself scribbling your name on all the food in the fridge
  • “Casual Friday” is just the day you put on your crappier bathrobe
  • After sex, you offered your wife a “performance review”
  • You put a sign in the bathroom that says “Employees Must Wash Hands”