Andrew Cuomo Pick Up Lines

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said in a radio interview that he’s available for dating.  Find out how smooth the governor is with the ladies with this list of The Top Andrew Cuomo Pick Up Lines.


  • Are you COVID-19?  Because you take my breath away.
  • My pants are like a quarantine:  I want to put you in them.
  • Is your name “press conference”?  Because I want to do you once a day for about an hour.
  • Welcome to Subway.  Can I interest you in a six-foot Italian?
  • I’m happy to de-brief you every day at 3:00 PM Eastern.
  • I like my women like I like my COVID’s . . . 19.
  • My safe word is “Vaccine”.
  • Can I ask you a question?  Are you, by chance, a Cuomo-sexual?
  • You should see what else I have pierced.
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing disobeying my stay-at-home order?
  • Ever make it at the top of the Empire State Building?
  • Unlike my brother, I’m virus-free.
  • My approval rating isn’t the only thing that’s rising right now.